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22

Jul

angrybagel:

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog 

jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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(Source: hi)

why I love Sarah Weichel:

utubedoodz:

I mean she be like:

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no.

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nah.

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neeeeeeew.

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nope.

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hell to the nah

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just… no.

she is the Queen of ‘no’ and that is why #ilikeswike

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

21

Jul

She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.
Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park (via feathery-soul)

(Source: larmoyante)

In a sense, I’m the one who ruined me: I did it myself.
Haruki Murakami (via foreverrtired)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

polyturtles:

artactually:

Like, this is Loki

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And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

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This is Castiel

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And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

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This is Tony Stark

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And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

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Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.
My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)
tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

staircasespirits:

theamericankid:

“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.

for anyone who says only cats are little shits

itssimplysam23:

I feel like such an ass. I can’t believe I’ve been spelling Hannah’s name backwards this whole time. Why didn’t anyone tell me?